SardonicAsshole

So I’ve been trying to get back into running again, only this time I’m trying to be a little more smart about it.  I usually blow myself out after a week or two, but this time I’m trying interval running using the Podrunner Interval series of podcasts to keep pace.  So far so good, but I don’t think I’m maintaining the proper heart rate.  And so I’ve ordered one of these:

Behold!

Sure it’ll enable to me to monitor my heart rate to the beat, but unfortunately I’ll have to wear the equivalent of a ribbon sized tube top in order to do so.

Not quite.